Starbomb – Intro

Ho ho ho he he he
And that’s when I went to pee

[Danny Sexbang:]
Nailed it.

Hi there, I’m Arin Hanson. I was just finishing up my 1-2-3 I gotta go pee song from the last Starbomb album.
Thanks for coming to my space mansion.
My friends Danny and Brian from Ninja Sex Party have been crashing up here with me while we wrote this album.

[Danny Sexbang:]
That’s right Arin. It sure has been fun orbiting the earth with you.
This mansion has style.
We’ve been bathing in champagne every night, taking our diamond space helicopter out for joy rides,
partying with supermodels, robots, robot supermodel robots, and occasionally writing music.

Remember that time Ninja Brian opened the air lock and flipped us off as our chests collapsed from the sudden decompression?

[Danny Sexbang:]
Hahahaha, yes I do that merry prankster.
Anyway this is the time on the album when we respectfully thank video game developers for not suing us.
Ninja Brian, would you care to explain the intracacies of fair use and parody law?

Thank you Brian, and thank you, the fans, for buying this album and supporting us.

[Danny Sexbang:]
We love you so damn much and without you we wouldn’t have been able to afford this fart sound effect: [fart]

Yes, and now, on with the show! [belches]

Updated: 30 January 2018 — 07:35

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